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[nonstopnarcissist]

TONY STARK (47) Mechanic, engineer, inventor- call me your ultimate tech guy. Got a buggy anything? Give me a call.

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[sidecars]

Oh my God you are 47??

[ He is literally texting this as he's talking with Tony rn. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[sidecars]

[ Bucky is trying to come up with a reason why it isn't, but honestly? For about pushing 50, he don't look too bad.

Damnit. ]

Alright
Fair

[nonstopnarcissist]

Don't sound so bitter, Betty. It takes hard work to look this good.

[sidecars]

Oh, I see.
You're not just naturally good-looking
You're vain.

Got it!

[nonstopnarcissist]

Please keep right on with the envy, it gives me strength.

[sidecars]

Oh you sonuvabitch
I'm not envious!!

Have you seen my good lookin mug?
Did you know I have dimples?
Yeah, that's right.
DIMPLES!!

[nonstopnarcissist]

Know what else usually has dimples, Shortround?
Asses.

[sidecars]

What the hell is a Shortround??

Also, my ass is a nice one
You wish you had my ass

[ Also x2 how did they get on this topic anyways?? ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Someone that is short. It's a nickname, Brooklyn, get used to them.

Sorry, it's too close to the ground for me to notice. That is not an invitation to bend over.

[sidecars]

[ Bucky'll bend over. And fart right on ya!! ]

God you have the shittiest nicknames I've ever seen!
or read if you want to be pedantic

[nonstopnarcissist]

My muse is somewhat uninspiring and diminutive in stature.

[sidecars]

Please
I find that hard to believe
I'll just have to come up with my own for you, too, old man

[ This asshole's character is bigger than the room around him. And Buck should know. His is, too. That def comes from an inner muse, or whatever the hell you wanna call it. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

While we're pretty one note (height, age) at least my theme has variations, Brooklyn.

[sidecars]

Your variation is New York!
That isn't a variation
It shouldn't even be a state!

[ Except for Steve. Steve is the only good thing out of that mook hole. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Multiple ways of calling you short, Tom-Thumb. That's the variation. New York is just fucking with you.

[sidecars]

I am going to come at you
I don't know when
I don't know where

But a storm is coming and it is going to RAIN DOWN UPON YOU!!

[nonstopnarcissist]

No breaking and entering, fucking with Friday, or coming at me when I'm welding/soldering something.

Anything else, I'm game. Bring it.

[sidecars]

Oh I have and I will.
I've already opened it up and slapped it on the table!

[nonstopnarcissist]

...is this more salty innuendo?

[sidecars]

No, I slapped the table in my apartment.
I regret it now.

[ That wood is sturdier than he expected. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Yeah, that's up there with punching walls as a 'huh that shit is sturdier than previously anticipate' lesson.

[sidecars]

Don't you just hate that?

[ Because Bucky does. He punches a lot of stuff. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Punch fewer things, shortstack, and it won't be such a problem.

[sidecars]

I can't help that I am a passionate man and my best outlet is everything around me!

[nonstopnarcissist]

While it's commendable you don't internalize that shit- maybe punch less and use your words more. No one likes a punchy date, kiddo.

[sidecars]

What, are you kidding?
That's the best part of a date!

[ Bucky has.... issues. Don't dig too deep, Tony. You will be grossed out. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

That- no. No, Brooklyn, no. A fistfight is not a ideal way to end the night.

[sidecars]

Psh! Who says I'm swinging back?
I'm fine to let a looker wail on me!

[ Dominate older ladies are Bucky's jam. Especially if they can hit hard. Mmmm. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

This is dipping into TMI territory, Jimmie-Dean.

[sidecars]

Where is TMI?

[ That's not an American territory that he knows of. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Too Much Information.

[sidecars]

Whatever
You started it

[nonstopnarcissist]

I didn't dip into bondage fantasies apropos of nothing.

[sidecars]

bondage?

[ Stop digging them both to China, Tony!! ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Okay now I"m dipping into TMI territory. There are libraries, find a book.

[sidecars]

Why? I already know how to neutralize people.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Sure, yeah, let's go with that.

[sidecars]

[ What in the hell is happening? God this guy is a weirdo. All Buck does is give his telephone a funny look before putting it into his pocket. ]